Wednesday, 25 November 2009

Dragon Age Discussion

Ciaran says:
so I bought Dragon Age, it makes me smile

Roland says:
everytime i go on xbox live
and it says Anoush is a level 12 human warrior it cracks me up
i've not played dragon age yet
i do want to
but i heard it's not that good

Ciaran says:
well
it's basically Neverwinter Nights
with dialogue that's not quite as good as Mass Effect thrown in

Roland says:
admittedly i liked the dialogue in mass effect, generally
almost every aspect of that game that wasn't to do with the main plot was absolute shit though
it was like
"Ok we have a good game, now let's fill it with awful useless shit"

Ciaran says:
yeah exploring planets
wasn't fun
at all

Roland says:
no
in fact
what's that thing
that's the opposite of fun?
is it...not fun?

Ciaran says:
defun

Roland says:
defun yes of course
"oh this planet looks exactly the same as all those other planets, in that it's completely barren and devoid of any land marks or anything interesting whatsoever"
"good job we're here having fun"
when is the new one even out?

Ciaran says:
next year
I shall buy it
apparently they made it better
like assassin's creed 2
which is supposed to be considerably better

Roland says:
yeah i've heard it's good
shame
as i have no money

Ciaran says:
haha same
I havent even got fifa
or call of duty

Roland says:
i've got call of duty
it's quite good

Ciaran says:
I could only afford dragon age because it was £26 on pc

Roland says:
oh
you're PC playing
the PC
what a fall from grace

Ciaran says:
yeah, I heard it was better on pc

Roland says:
1995 - "PCs are sort of shit, but haha i love them"
2009 "get this fucking PC THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME I HATE IT"
the plot
for dragon age
sounds so generic
in fact
isn't it the same plot as oblivion
except with characters that aren't the same as empty coke cans

Ciaran says:
actually
it's the same plot as mass effect
you are a man
recruited in to this elite order
OH WAIT FUCK EVERYTHING GOING WRONG
THERES SOME KIND OF EVIL SCOURGE THREATENING US
AND THIS GUY WHO IS LIKE GOOD AND A SAVIOUR
IS TURNING ON US

Roland says:
uh ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ciaran says:
WE MUST TRAVEL TO FOUR LOCATIONS TO MAKE SHIT RIGHT

Roland says:
it would be good
if it was the exact same bad guys from mass effect
those alien squid fuck ups
and there was just no way to beat them

Ciaran says:
Saren/Loghain

Roland says:
because all you have is swords and a fireball

Ciaran says:
there's a complete breakdown of how bioware's plots are exactly the same
and the developer actually responded to it with something like "fuck off, it works"

Roland says:
nice
oh games
when will you learn
right
well
i'm probably gonna copy/paste this into make hands
i'm literally doing it right now
if you want to stop me you better travel to four locations and cast a spell

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