so I bought Dragon Age, it makes me smile
everytime i go on xbox live
and it says Anoush is a level 12 human warrior it cracks me up
i've not played dragon age yet
i do want to
but i heard it's not that good
it's basically Neverwinter Nights
with dialogue that's not quite as good as Mass Effect thrown in
admittedly i liked the dialogue in mass effect, generally
almost every aspect of that game that wasn't to do with the main plot was absolute shit though
it was like
"Ok we have a good game, now let's fill it with awful useless shit"
yeah exploring planets
what's that thing
that's the opposite of fun?
is it...not fun?
defun yes of course
"oh this planet looks exactly the same as all those other planets, in that it's completely barren and devoid of any land marks or anything interesting whatsoever"
"good job we're here having fun"
when is the new one even out?
I shall buy it
apparently they made it better
like assassin's creed 2
which is supposed to be considerably better
yeah i've heard it's good
as i have no money
I havent even got fifa
or call of duty
i've got call of duty
it's quite good
I could only afford dragon age because it was £26 on pc
you're PC playing
what a fall from grace
yeah, I heard it was better on pc
1995 - "PCs are sort of shit, but haha i love them"
2009 "get this fucking PC THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME I HATE IT"
for dragon age
sounds so generic
isn't it the same plot as oblivion
except with characters that aren't the same as empty coke cans
it's the same plot as mass effect
you are a man
recruited in to this elite order
OH WAIT FUCK EVERYTHING GOING WRONG
THERES SOME KIND OF EVIL SCOURGE THREATENING US
AND THIS GUY WHO IS LIKE GOOD AND A SAVIOUR
IS TURNING ON US
WE MUST TRAVEL TO FOUR LOCATIONS TO MAKE SHIT RIGHT
it would be good
if it was the exact same bad guys from mass effect
those alien squid fuck ups
and there was just no way to beat them
because all you have is swords and a fireball
there's a complete breakdown of how bioware's plots are exactly the same
and the developer actually responded to it with something like "fuck off, it works"
when will you learn
i'm probably gonna copy/paste this into make hands
i'm literally doing it right now
if you want to stop me you better travel to four locations and cast a spell