Wednesday, 31 March 2010

Hydrophobia

Alun Richards: "Looks every bit as fucking retarded as I'd imagined."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO0nIBzzOEE

Phil Duncan: "'Bioshock with tits' - one of the comments on youtube...I think its a quote from the Lead Designer"

Alun Richards: "Bioshock with blowjobs. Dolphin blowjobs."

Roland Le Good: "Bioshock needed more dolphin blowjobs. Everything does, now I think about it. Good examples: University, the bible, every single item of clothing I own."

Roland Le Good: "So I finally realised there was a video link here and watched it. You know what this game is? Someone built a good physics engine for water and they put together a shitty, ultra basic story around it. 'There should be terrorists and they should be somewhere with a lot of water. Where in the world is there a lot of water? IN THE SEA. I'm going on a break.'
But who knows? Maybe the water physics will be shit too."

Wednesday, 3 March 2010

What Mass Effect 2, and all games, should have been


Where does it come from? I don't know. Ben sent it to me. (click for the full show)

hey do you remember

when infinity ward made such a fucking huge deal about Modern Warfare 2's release, resetting the leaderboards and everything at the midnight of it's release and banning anyone who played it early and in the end it didn't fucking matter because it was just a game?